[He actually gets a laugh and a shiver out of her, and she's going to just...kiss the hell out of his neck. Like, she apparently wants to give him a hickey big enough his dad'll give him shit for it, christ.]

Two things. One, it's sweet of you, but if I know what's happening it's not a problem. I can hear and feel you just fine...at this distance, I can even see your face.

[Chuckling a little more...darkly.]

Two, you're assuming a lot, to think I can't find ways to exert control over a situation like that.